Sweatpants

I Brought Snacks. They Did Not Survive. Sweatpants

Out Of Office Still Typing Sweatpants

I'll Circle Back Never Sweatpants

Dad Tax. No Appeals. Sweatpants

Came In To Sit On Mute Sweatpants

On Leave. Still In The Chat. Sweatpants

This Nickel Could Save A Child's Life! Then Why The Fuck Did You Send It To Me Sweatpants

I Don't Make Enough Money To Go On Vacation So I'm Just Going To Get Drunk This Weekend Until I Don't Know Where I Am At Sweatpants

Professionally Organzied Sweatpants

Professionally Horizontal Sweatpants

This Could Have Been Nothing Sweatpants

Sorry I Am Late I Did Not Want To Come Sweatpants

Running On Coffee And Spite Sweatpants

Professional Overthinker Sweatpants

My Calendar Says No Sweatpants

I Survived Another Meeting That Could Have Been An Email Sweatpants

Fully Booked Emotionally Offline Sweatpants

Dead Inside But Employed Sweatpants

Send Snacks Not Meetings Sweatpants

Reply All Survivor Sweatpants

Aggressively Average Sweatpants

Low Battery Since Monday Sweatpants

Currently Buffering Sweatpants